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Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.08.24 00:09:00 - [1] Sheriff Jones. A true forum Super Hero. o7 if only he had a pen... [cue background Wrangler 'Doctor Evil' laugh track] Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.09.01 17:08:00 - [2] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Eris: Was that really Wrangler: Necessary? Eris: Don't even go there. Good stuff, SJ.
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.09.03 12:33:00 - [3] Originally by: Bloody McStrange Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 03/09/2008 11:23:37 (Roy Batty68, jsut for you ) ding ding <3 Stupid alt >< Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.09.07 15:05:00 - [4] Edited by: Roy Batty68 on 07/09/2008 15:06:52 Sorry SJ. I couldn't hold back any longer. ding ding Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Sheriff Jones: Hi. Yeah, I just updated my post on GD and was charged 500,000.00 isk. Constipator500: Yep. Sheriff Jones: But 500k isk, are you ma... Hey, wait. Where's Wrangler? Constipator500: He was sacked. I'm his replacement. SJ: Sacked? But why? He still owes me a pen... Constipator500: Too soft. Let you hooligans get away with all sorts of nonsense. SJ: But... but... half a mil for poasting? Constipator500: That's right. New sheriff in town. Heh heh... SJ: So you're saying that... ding ding Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Roy Batty: Sup dude? Yeah, I was just doing my usual Spam the Forums routine and it says I'm outta isk. So I logged into the actual game for change, and indeed no isk. What gives? SJ: They're charging us for posts! Roy: WHAT? Holy crap! That's insane! Constipator500: ...tee hee... Roy: But dude, I just went broke in like 15 minutes! Constipator500: Well maybe you should make some actual constructive posts. You can make your isk back by helping noobs in EVE New Citizens Q&A. Roy: Really? How much per? Constipator500: 20 isk a post depending on how helpful it is... Roy: Say WHAT? You realize how many keyboards... ding ding Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i... Le Skunk: SILENCE! Constipator500: ... Le Skunk: So I was crafting a perfectly scathing reply to some bear when I get this, "We're Sorry, Something Happened to your isk" error. What the bloody.. SJ: They're charging... Roy: per post... Constipator500: ...chortle... Roy: We gotta do "time" in New Citizens now... Le Skunk: What a load of bovine scatte... ding ding Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Malcanis: Hey my Eve Going To Hell In A Soft Knitted Handbag debate seems to have been interup... SJ: They're charging us... Roy: per post... Le Skunk: BASTARDS! SJ: Got to make it up by answering noob questions... Roy: for the next 50 years... Malcanis: Figures... {muffled giggling from the back room} SJ: Hey... who's back th... ding ding Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Ki An: Have you people lost your freekin... SJ: They're charging us... Roy: per post... Le Skunk: BASTARDS! Mal: Even the forums has gone to the bears... Ki An: That's it! I'm war dec'ing them! Roy: Dude, you're gonna war dec CCP? Ki An: Blast em right in their oversized fishtank! SJ: Maybe we should just calm... ding ding Tchell Dahhn: Hey! Who YOINKED my... ding ding Locke DieDrake: For Great Honour!! ding ding Lui Kai: I've fallen and can't Ambulate... ding ding 5pinDizzy: Let's end the pretense that this is a forum... ding ding AlienHand: The day the music died?... Eris: ...sticks her head out from back room... I think you better tell them. Navigator: ...falls over laughing in back room... Wrangler: ...takes off Constipator500 mask... April Fools! [stunned silence] SJ: WHAT? Roy: But it's not even April... Le Skunk: BASTARDS! Wrangler: Well, with a quality gag like that I could hardly wait 6 months. Malcanis: You mean this was all just a joke? Le Skunk: BASTARDS! Wrangler: Yep. Teach you lot a lesson. Appreciate what you got, because basically... I'm just awsome. ...smiles serenely... [Crowd}: GET HIM! Wrangler: Oi! Eris: Run! Navigator: Oh shi... ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dung ding dunk clunk thunk bell falls to the floor amidst a cloud of dust Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.09.08 07:38:00 - [5] Originally by: Sheriff Jones ding ding Beardponderer: I wish to complain about my pants! Wrangler: ... That reminds me... I never have cared for these pants (trousers, uk hoohas) that much. Go-Go Ambulation Levis Pre-faded and Suggestively Ripped 501s!! And on another note... Spank you, Sheriff Jones. Spank you very much! wink wink nudge nudge Know what I mean? Say no more... eh hem.. Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.09.09 08:55:00 - [6] ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to... Wrangler: Oh... it's you. RoyBatty: Heya Wrangly, old buddy, old pal. Wrangler: goes back to reading Wrangler: What ya want this time, Roy? RoyBatty: Oh, nothing. Was just wondering if you could pass on a request to SJ. Wrangler: A request? RoyBatty: Yep. Tell him I think he should do a skit about the greatest Eve bug there ever was. Wrangler: Greatest Eve bu... What are you on about? RoyBatty: Mind if I show...? Wrangler: Hey! No touchy the compy! RoyBatty: It's just right... just a sec... Wrangler: Watch it, Roy! No deleting CONCORD. RoyBatty: No, no... I'd never... Hold a sec... RoyBatty: There it is! This one right here! Wrangler: Oh, man! I'd forgotten all about that! RoyBatty: Yeah, that was awsome, wasn't it? Wrangler: Oh yeah... Good times! RoyBatty: Heh heh. Yeah, your response was sig worthy! Wrangler: chuckles Wonder what ever happened to that guy... RoyBatty: Ok. That was it. Going to take off now. Don't want SJ getting all touchy about hijacking his thread. Might put me in a skit with a Boy Band or something. Wrangler: Probably a good idea. RoyBatty: Alrighty. Hasta lasagna! Wrangler: rolls eyes Yeah, yeah... Don't get any on ya... ding ding Wrangler: mumbles as he writes Tell SJ... Roy... Boy Band... lasagna... Oh, what the hell? S&M shop. Wrangler: Like I'm his secretary... goes back to reading Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.09.11 17:07:00 - [7] Holy shibbit! Sheriff, you nutter. I was hoping for Wrangler with naked, bald, Amarr chicks... which now that I type that out, it sounds kind of... well, nevermind. Now I'm gonna be singing that all night. >< My gatecamp makes all the preety gurls drop their cans... Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.10.02 22:06:00 - [8] ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Yeah, what the heck is this thread doing on page 3? Wrangler: Sorry... had a little nap. hits thread Bumpage Button Wrangler: There you go! Anything else? Customer: That should do it. Ta. ding ding Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2009.01.12 10:57:00 - [9] - Dancing nekid - Lots of thongs - Kicking teenagers - Game dev He's making a **** MMO. (and apparently abusing his interns)

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